AL ADVENTURES: Cows on a Cold Night

 Chapter One

The Cow Story

Lilie and Amber were in the car. After a long day giving meetings on Amber Island, they decided to have a little fun visiting farms in Lilietopia. Amber had the laptop, writing up another AL ADVENTURES story. "What's it about this time?" asked Lilie. "It's about cows, " replied Amber, "On the farm!" Amber smiled with a huge, AL smile. Lilie put on her pokerface but Amber laughed. While waiting, they whooped a bunch of white belts at Card-Jitsu. "I'm so glad to be a Fire Ninja," said Lilie. "Yeah," agreed Amber, "But I really want to be a Frost Ninja." Then the car stopped. They were at the farm. Amber put the laptop down and got out of the car. Lilie followed. But then there was a bright flash of lightning. They were no longer at the farm, they were at a green field covered with COWS! They were cows!

Chapter Two

Grass Is Actually Tasty (Amber)

I transformed into a cow! It was so weird to walk on four legs, but at least I was a super awesome brown cow with green eyes. Then I looked at Lilie. She was a black and white cow. I was really hungry. I ate breakfast 5 hours ago. So I decided to chow down on grass. Hey, grass is actually tasty! "Try it, Lilie!" I said. Lilie shook her head. "No thanks, I like beef stew better." We tried to laugh but cows don't laugh. Then a dog came who spoke cow. His name was Doug. Lilie scared him off with her kung-fu moves. Then the farmer came out with some beef stew! Lilie slurped it up. So did I. It tasted awful.

Chapter Three

I Like Beef Stew Better (Lilie)

I looked at Amber like she was an insane maniac with braces. Then I realized she still had braces! Then Popcorn fell out of the sky! It was so yummy that Amber couldn't stop chowing down. Then, when I ate a HUGE piece of popcorn, I turned back into a human! Amber was with me in the car. We were going back home from the farm. "That was so weird," said Amber. "You're so weird," I replied. "Thank!" Amber said with a huge grin. "You know, you should have tried the grass," Amber told me. "No thanks, I like beef stew better," Lilie laughed. Amber rolled her eyes. And that is why we celebrate Cow Day every March!